Yes, yes, I know that look. Pretence of disgust. Perhaps genuine, at least as far as you're concerned. Tell me, though, which of the three of us is present uniquely in creatures with not just a soul, but a sense of morality? Who among us is the pragmatic one? Whose influence is responsible for societal progress; what is the driving force behind every noble or ignoble intellectual pursuit? I see you're not convinced. Fair enough, let's take it a step further. We are in agreement at least in the fact that only races of heightened cognitive ability exhibit greedlike or greed-adjacent behaviours, correct? And you would argue that the relationship between them is correlative rather than causative, is that so? Surely, you wouldn't think they're coincidental - unless, of course, there's been a terrible mix-up, and you're just a scrawny ogre with baffling scholarly inclinations? No? Well, good. Better not act like it then, hm? Allow me to let you in on a little secret. I was not at all interested in the creation of Earos. I don't share my siblings' absurd interest in cosmic gardening or farming livestock. The reason they refer to me as their younger brother' has nothing to do with age - just didn't care to partake in their little project, until it got interesting. Sure, I'd created the goblins as a jest, a rather on the nose satire of my brother's unhinged orcs and my sister's sex-crazed succubi (although, as found out some time later, neither of them are completely without perspective); it is not my fault they are about as subtle as their creations, and so they took the joke seriously. Likewise, I was not terribly keen on engaging in the infinitely vain practice of creating my own races (goblins aside), especially since I'd already discovered your world. Well, the world that your soul came from, anyway. What? No, I wouldn't say stolen, but then again, I'm the only one with any semblance of tact or subtlety in this family. Or, indeed, critical thinking. Yes, I coordinated the transmigration of your soul to this plane, but 'stolen'? Everything can be stolen but the soul, and that is by definition.

All these trivials aside my siblings want me to introduce you to possible training opportuinties. Honestly so far only the weapons and armor training are working, they just are so lazy wen it comes to work. You can still wield a weapon that you lack the training in but don't expect to be effective. Armor, just stick to the stuff your trained in. Happy shopping Ex-Earthling.